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Things We Will Miss – And Things We Won’t

So this list may be updated from time to time, but these are the things we will and won’t miss from dear old Mzansi.

Things we won’t miss

  • Loadshedding (!!!!)
  • Taxis, taxis, taxis
  • Optional speed limits
  • Drivers who bought their drivers license
  • Beggars at robots
  • Car guards
  • Smash & grabs
  • Alarm systems
  • Riots
  • Bin pickers
  • Monkeys
  • Snakes
  • Running after criminals on patrol
  • The hole in the ozone layer
  • The litter
  • Home Affairs
  • Crappy local TV
  • Crime

Things we will miss

  • The people we love
  • The bush
  • Ngwenya
  • The Midlands
  • Kingfishers
  • The berg
  • The beach
  • Surf Riders
  • Faith our Domestic Goddess
  • Senqu
  • The smell of rain on hot earth
  • Rocomamas
  • Hadedas